Our towels are sewn and printed by hand (by our all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! They make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine, or a fun stocking stuffer or white elephant gift too! KEYWORDS: I'm just gonna flip this omelet here and scrambled eggs it is kitchen accessories, cooking gifts, entertaining, bff gifts, funny tea towel, bestie gifts, screen printed towel with words on it, dish towels, dish rags, cloths for dishes, cleaning rag, funny sayings, tea towels, kitchen towels, made in Michigan, made in USA, flour sack towels, snarky gifts, best birthday gifts, gifts for coworkers, funny kitchen products, eelembee, lnb, ellembee, elenbee, omelette